Jess the Hard Working Collie

AKA The assistant manager

it’s been 7 minutes since the last biscuit break!

Jess is very much a dog with a job. She works very hard herding cattle with her owners when she’s not out with us and she lives by the classic motto of “work hard, play hard”. Or she would if she wasn’t a collie and instead lives by “Work hard, play equally hard and treat it as if it’s a job with lots of rules and well defined boundaries”. It really rolls off the tongue . . .

but she’s the embodiment of how far hard work can take you. She’s worked hard and has appointed herself assistant manager of deciding when biscuits should be given out, and raising a complaint to HR when this quota isn’t met.

10/10. Good Girl.